With this anthological sentence in which Ivana becomes Neda by taking off her blonde wig, the unfortunate orphan reveals her true identity to her husband's family. Based on the lyrics of Mir Jam, Shotra recorded Her mother's sin, the absolute gem of the thrash ljubić genre. The peasants and her husband's sisters react equally stupidly, because their jaws drop in disbelief that it is the same girl, only with a blonde wig. In fact, the electorate (including Dunjica and the villagers) is depicted as a school of goldfish, with limited powers of perception, intelligence and memory that lasts a few minutes.
You could say that last week that Neda was without the blonde wig Ivica Dacic, and the role of Dunjica and these other retards was intended for us. Unfortunately, no one except the RTS crew wanted to play Dunjica. In the spotlight, after murders in Senjak, the arrest of the third police officer and the investigation led by Dunjica, to put it mildly, it was necessary to defend the police. A session of the parliamentary security committee was called, but for the last quarter of 2025. Madness. Before that, let me remind you, Dacic issued an official order that the policemen must not cooperate with criminals, except when the criminals put on a blue wig, so the policemen do not recognize them.
Ivica's defense had, to put it in football jargon, several lines. The first is, of course, his specialty, blabbering with meaningless statistics. It turns out that 2025 is the best year ever, and the minister came to the Assembly with armed security and a mask. Mask for health reasons, but why armed security, we did not get an answer.
The second line is a mandatory part about the state of health, as in the past, the publication of the messages he received during his illness. The resurrected minister, in a terrible offensive of the tavern's charm, with his smacking tic (smile, tickle your chin, Mangup smile, unspoken text - what's up, how's it going?) tries to discover the purpose of his new life. He told the presenter and political partners: "I practically started a new life, I was born again, therefore there must be some reasons why I woke up in the first place, if I haven't already died, then - use me!" In fact, he arrived within a millimeter of offside, with the type of attitude - 'come on baby, what if tomorrow a meteor hits or the Third World War starts, and the two of us are alone in the world like on a desert island. But there was no offside, because Ivica dribbled in the bowl, which was once said about Safet Sušić.
The question is to whom Dacic is actually addressing, because it can also be a message to Vucic, whose trip to China did not last more than two days in the media.
The third weapon of police defense is apart from statistics - semantics. The director of the police, who is obviously Ivica's school, answering the question about the helicopter crash, says without fuss: "It was flying low, and then it didn't fall, it crashed!"
Money and decorations also help, because a decorated policeman is a happy policeman, that's what the government believes. Bronze, silver and gold medals were shared by Vasiljević, Dačić, Vučić. Then came the climax of the ceremony, dance support, playful members of all sectors of the MUP, from bucks in dimes, probably precursors from Čukur-česma, to the helicopter unit. Choreography with musical and stage symbolism presented the work of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, from playful unity, through security optimism, to the helicopter turn of a colleague, which symbolically demonstrated tactical and technical superiority in the air. Waving the hands in solo points can be understood in two ways: as a traffic regulation movement, which is an important aspect of the work of the service, through a fight with an imaginary opponent/offender, but without a baton or a shield, which would be a banal simplification. I could see that imaginary baton in symbolic waving, with dynamic music with a strong rhythm and the sounds of Motorola. The patriotic message of guarding the borders was presented with a Kosovar song, while the grand finale was reserved for the round in which the boys and girls wore blue, gray, green, and that bucko in dimes. As far as I could see, this year there were no "White" communal policemen at the celebration, nor a demonstration exercise in which gendarmes in full gear scramble some terrorists, villains who, you remember, had yellow vests, like students. Here, the police fought imaginary opponents with music and dance. In the end, everyone as one - we are here for you!
The police are probably there for the sake of the citizens, however, it seems that during Vučić's and Dacić's speeches, the focus of the work was shifted to "protecting the state", that is, "protecting the government", because in our country the government is identified with the state. Then the message of the police ballet was addressed to the present holders of power in Serbia. Duška from RTS would say: the message of the performance is empowerment, the favorite phrase of every Eurovision performance.
Unfortunately, the celebration of the police was spoiled by the birds as a political subject. White chickadees, an endangered and protected species, have nests at the Palace of Albania, and proud activists covered them with the banner "Serbia wins". This was followed by an appeal from the Society for the Protection of Birds, environmental associations, veterinary students, while citizens listened and watched as the adult birds tried to feed the chicks. On Informer, mockery is pouring in, because who cares when Serbia wins. But the devil took the joke, people won't watch the birdies live, so a crisis extraction from the media crap was urgently launched, which destroyed the pictures of the magnificent trip to China. The president joins the Informer program, presenting himself as a top ornithologist and the biggest friend of animals in this region, unlike foreign mercenaries and hypocrites who actually falsely care for white kiopes. Crazy, huh?
News in Dnevnik of RTS - the threat of the white chickadee birds nesting behind the "Serbia is winning" banner! What is older - the nests of the white chickadees or the banner?
Siniša Mali does not know who put up the banner, the Minister of the Environment announced that experts will take care of the birds, and she divided the concerned citizens into "sincere" and those who do it for politics. In the end, with the delighted attendees, the banner was taken down, with the language of Mir Jam - the wounded eagle flew again, and the white cheetahs reached the cubs, if they were not adopted by SNS activists in the meantime.
Well, my viewers, my Dunjice...
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