Shut up and swim on

We need to talk about Sinisha, it's about time. How about which Sinisha? About Mali Sinisha, of course. Okay, about Sinisha Mal, whatever.

Mali, in fact, appeared almost out of nowhere in the vicinity of the center of attention in an act of typical verbal self-harm that politicians here (and everywhere else) have been doing significantly since, alas, they discovered the so-called social networks. In our country, this artificially induced self-emptying of the language intestines, if anyone remembers, was launched by some jerks and jerks during Tadić's time, and during the progressive time it escalated exactly as much as, on the one hand, the networks themselves escalated, and on the other, public cretinism got full legitimacy.

Elem, Mali Siniša, without anyone beating him on the ears, at the so-called Tik Tok answered questions about himself to himself. Yes, I admit that it sounds like something that no one would want to watch and listen to, that is. that such content could only record tracking expressed in values ​​below zero. How many followers do you have, Mr. Small? Let's see... ah, minus sixteen. Just take it easy, there will be more, that is, less. And yet, you won't believe it, there is always someone to accompany even the most twisted cringe, and that's how someone found himself who, even if by mere and fatal carelessness, heard what Mali had to say about Mali. Well, and there, in the least expected (and according to all the laws of conventional physics, perfectly invisible) place, an affair broke out!

Namely, Mali was interested in "what is the worst lie" that Mali had ever heard about Mali. Mali replied to Mal that the worst lie he had ever heard about himself was "that I am gay". And then shit hit the fan…

To begin with, the association of women and citizens of Belgrade Pride pulled Mal's ears out like this: "It is unacceptable that the holder of a public office, Minister Siniša Mali, insinuates on his social networks that being gay is something bad, by saying that the 'worst' gossip about him is the one about his sexual orientation".

Let's see if anything can be said in defense of Mali, or more precisely, if his testimony can be interpreted somehow differently. If it was well conveyed, Mali was not talking about "gossip" but about "lie", and what does "the worst lie" really mean? The most difficult, the most disgusting, the most insidious? It can be, but you can also say something completely different, like when you say that someone "lies badly". Bad, worse, the worst... So maybe Mali wanted to say that it was the worst lie because it was actually the truth, or at least not far from it? Hmm… I tried, but it doesn't hold water, does it? It is as convincing as Dacic's English.

That's why Mali simply leaves us no other option but to get serious. So what is it that Mali said, and what exactly does it tell us about him? At the same time, it is not at all necessary that Mali is really aware of what he said and what he kept silent about, because if he was aware of the consequences of what was said and what was not said, he would not have said what he said, nor would he have kept silent about what he kept silent.

So, it's about this. The citizen Mali Siniša is a man who is seriously and continuously accused and accused by the public of very serious violations of laws and better customs, which includes plagiarizing his doctorate and serious, unreported and illegally or unclearly acquired property, such as the famous "24 apartments in Bulgaria". And some tricksters here, on home turf. Moreover, there were claims that Mali is one of the larger arms of the political-mafia octopus that is strangling and squeezing this country. Whether all that is true, the author of this column does not know - as they say, he did not hold a candle to him. Just like he doesn't even squat by his bed, so he doesn't know with the owners what kind of genitals he likes to roll on the bed with, nor does he care. As, I suspect, neither does anyone else. Can you imagine anyone so desperate for boredom to devote even a millisecond of their thoughts to the sexual preferences of Siniša Malog?! It would be as if you were genuinely interested in Ilija Najdoski's musical taste or, say, whether Đorđe David likes stuffed peppers. Or who wrote the text for Darko Domijan's "Lilac Street".

Preferences towards material and intellectual property are already something else. However, even though he claims to have been slandered, and knew how to judge the slanderers with his allegations, Mali, in a critical confessional moment, when questioned by his alter ego, did not realize that the "worst lie" he had heard about himself was that that he is a plagiarist, a hochstapler, a slob or at least a "complete idiot", but, well, that - queer.

I don't know about you, but I think it can't be a coincidence. From everything anyone has ever said or written about him, one of the richest people in this country (without being the founder of Ikea or Grundig, nor a Wimbledon winner, nor a Nobel Prize winner, nor a lottery prize winner, nor the husband of Maria Luisa Ciccone aka Madonna) has what better job than to bitterly deny the only thing that was (allegedly, once, somewhere) said about him that was neither illegal nor morally suspect. And the latter? "What cannot be spoken about should be kept silent", said Ludwig Wittgenstein. And Godfather Vučić has nothing against good, old German philosophy either.