Who is better, Zvezda Pinka or Zvezda Granda? I really don't have an answer to this rhetorical question. The question is rather: hello, neighbor, what in the same term
On Saturday, a cosmic collision of two galaxies took place on the Serbian airwaves. Star Grand and Star Pink found themselves in the same orbit, on the same path in a head-on collision.
The explosion was so strong that the other TV channels were not seen from 21:24 p.m. to XNUMX:XNUMX p.m., when the candidates sang themselves to tears, the barrage for the next round was over, and the members of the jury, uninformed, fell asleep in their chairs.
It wasn't easy for the presenters either, there was also a clash of titans - who were on Planet One and the Pink Planet several times. Milan Kalinić vs. Voja Nedeljković, presenters at the service of competitors and their fans, two Orpheus of domestic singing competitions. Candidates like the Argonauts know that only with the help of Orpheus is it possible to get past the sirens whose song can lead them into the dark depths of anonymity. The sirens here are members of the jury, mute judges who levitate in their chairs (as in Pink) or (as in Grand) with a spasm on their face struggle with the decision whether to press a button and decorate the arc of a new star. There is something digestive in the jury's decisions, that spasm is reminiscent of anal constipation, in the folk dilemma or trilemma: squeeze, fart or sing!
There is really no need to write about the content of the shows, because everything is known. Some novelties enchant me with the ingenious growth of tension, whether two stars will light up before the start of the chorus, or whether the member of the jury will return from levitation to the bottom, in the solitude of a snooze.
There are oneiric similarities of the esteemed Jury Pink or Grand with the dreamy sessions of SANU, you know those famous shots where wise heads with closed eyes listen to scientific papers and proposals for new corresponding Zvezda, excuse me, academics.
The only bright spot in all competitions for future Stars are the candidates. Of course, there are half-talents, starlets, but for me it is an incredible fact that for decades in this country it has not been noticed that Roma are by far the most represented among talents. At least half of the contestants in the Grand are Roma, very talented, but no one sings in their native language. Our music market is relentless there.
This way out of poverty is not only a salvation for the winner, but we see that entire families see singing as the only way out and a possible way into the glamorous worlds of Pink or Grand. That wall that literally needs to be raised with a song is an accurate metaphor for these competitions.
Comparisons between the two shows will be inevitable throughout the season. In the Balkans, the narcissism of small differences reigns, so even with the best of will, I cannot decide between Ceca and Zorica, Ace Lukas and Bora Đorđević, Miroslav and Bosanc, or Marina and Ana Bekuta. Tough decisions, and if you can't decide, apply the childhood dilemma from the puberty lexicon - who would you rather kiss on the mouth with (insert dilemma). If the answer is "with no one", then don't watch the show, you're wasting your time.
The competition between the two productions mainly came down to the size of the scenography, the screen, the amount of lighting objects. The logic is also pubertal - who is bigger!
A real war broke out in the counting of votes after Saturday's All-Star Election Night. Both Pink and Prva have results from the same agency, but the interpretations are diametrically opposed. Pink devoted half of the information shows to percentages in Serbia and Bosnia, ages, and it is measured from the age of 4 (damn, who lets children watch that?), famous achieved viewership values and Shares. Pink charts also appeared where 19 percent of Pink is twice as large in the image as 18 percent of the First, because the height of the rectangle of Pink on the chart grows exponentially compared to the competition. He even mockingly "congratulates" the competition for being more popular in the countryside?
Listen, Željko doesn't like "Peasants" and has renounced the rural team, these are the days before the end of the world, definitely. The first retaliated in kind, the kyron went throughout Monday. Again, percentages, but that's where the Grand wins, by a small margin.
Another criterion was included in the competition for the first time - the number of minutes of advertisements. Grand reportedly beat Pink 36 to 11 minutes in commercials, and the production thanked advertisers for their trust. Thanking advertisers represents a new discipline, because they are the bread and butter of television. Imagine sometime in the near future, after each block of TV commercials there is a short thank you from Pink or Prva to the advertisers for paying for the ads on the station in question, a kind of tutorial - TV lover.
Who is better? I really don't have an answer to this rhetorical question, because I don't like kissing on the mouth. The question is rather: hello, neighbor, what in the same term? But all the massive millions of viewers completely deny me, the people want someone to sing to them and that on all channels - in unison!
