Why is the Incompetent threatening the secession of "Northern Serbia"?

Here we are The Incompetent and His Entourage they have been informing the non-competent for days that someone (who?) wants to secede Vojvodina from Serbia. Take it easy. What are they informing us about? About the fact that someone (but who?) wants to secede Vojvodina from Serbia. It is true that not a single voice was heard in the public calling for the secession of Vojvodina from Serbia, and in reality, the relationship between the province of Vojvodina and the state of Serbia has never been closer, even if we judge by how, the other day, the people of Novi Sad welcomed the Belgrade student-pedestrians - and for which unity, let's note, the Unauthorized Unifier is the most deserving (if it weren't for him, such a world would have gathered in Novi Sad?) - but there is every chance that the top top and follows, possesses operational knowledge that is, understandably, not available to the ordinary world.

Because it is known that when a part of the territory wants to secede from another part of the territory, that plan is carried out in the greatest possible secrecy, so secretly, in fact, that no one knows anything about it, least of all those who live in the secessionist part of the territory. No one, in fact, has any idea what Incompetent and his lovely camarilla have been trumpeting for days.

Part of the territory, Nenadležni and his sympathetic entourage inform us, wants to secede from another part of the territory, and the inhabitants of that part of the territory that would like to separate, in this case Vojvodina, have no idea what Nenadležni is talking about. In the old-fashioned secessionist experience, usually the inhabitants of a certain territory initiate the process of secession from another part of the territory. Namely, it has not been recorded (so far) that the territory wants to secede against the will of its own inhabitants.

True secessionism

After all, Nenadležni would have to know everything about this, because it was he who - first factually, and then legally and politically - came out to meet those citizens of Serbia (ethnic Albanians) who wanted to secede from Serbia. He did not pay too much attention to those citizens (ethnic Serbs) who did not like his helpfulness, so he handed them over as well, in a package.

It is that old-fashioned and, obviously, outmoded model of secessionism in which secession occurs because part of the citizens, together with the territory they live on, want to separate from another part.

In Serbia, there is every opportunity, an unprecedented and unimaginable turn is happening. Here, the territory wants to secede from the inhabitants who live in that territory.

How else to explain that no one knows anything about what the Incompetent, the resigned Prime Minister, the cultured President of the Assembly and the other above-average informed members of the SNS phalanx are talking about? God only knows how the territory will manage without the people who live in that territory. And the Incompetent one. Who thinks he is god. (He's not. He's just incompetent.)

From nonsense to nonsense

We also learn that for Serbia's statehood day, February 15, Nenadležni and his entourage will organize some kind of gathering in the city where 1 people were killed on November 15 last year, and for which crime there is a well-founded suspicion that the team organizing that gathering is responsible for it. One of the organizers, let's remind you, resigned from the post of Prime Minister of this country the other day because his party comrades, precisely in Novi Sad, broke the jaw of a young woman with baseball bats whose opinion the Prime Minister, Nenadležni and the rest of their party comrades did not agree with. Namely, when they don't agree, they start beating someone with baseball bats and trampling pedestrians with cars (so the occasional innocent bystander gets hurt, not just this vermin who thinks differently from them).

And what will they do in Novi Sad? To send a collective apology to the girl they almost killed, as well as to the citizens of this country? No matter what. They, the people, will fight against the secession of the territory that no one alive wants to secede. Does this make sense? There is none.

Just as it makes no sense when the Incompetent calls Vojvodina "Northern Serbia". In fact, something is starting to make sense. If the part of the territory that until now was called Vojvodina changes its name to Northern Serbia - when Macedonia could become Northern Macedonia, why shouldn't Vojvodina also become Northern Serbia? - then, I guess, with a magical gesture of renaming... No, this still doesn't make any sense.

Unnecessary distraction

Kidding aside. Of course, talking about the secession of Vojvodina has nothing to do with meaning and reality, but facts, meaning and reality are not of the magnitude that Nenadležni and his highly sophisticated environment admit. They are just desperately trying to divert attention from the fact that the citizens of Serbia are being liberated. From them.

There are two explanations for such a terrifying detachment from reality and meaning.

The first is that the phalanx (SNS) wants to provoke a reaction from the warlike citizens of Vojvodina in order to use the army and the police under the pretext of preventing secessionism, the way Vucic, Dacic and Milošević used the police and the army in Kosovo.

The second is that some genius advised them to tread on the subject because it has a good reputation among the public.

Hardly anyone who has preserved even a grain of common sense will be able to find a third reason. And these two are so crazy that probably even those unfortunate people that Nenadležni and his baseball team will drag to Novi Sad - the same ones that were in Jagodina - and once again humiliate them, as no one has ever humiliated the ancestors of those people, it's hard that even they will believe what they will hear that day in the city that was struck dumb by horror on November 1, 2024.