The expert jury of the "Review of the Week" clutches the parisian under the mouse and twirls towels from the bench. Without abstentions and no votes, the award "I love my picture" in a golden frame was won by GOAT in the discipline me, me and me again – Aleksandar Vučić.
The cheering audience clapped their hands in anticipation of the non-binding referendum on the confidence in the President of Serbia. They know they will get much more than they paid for.
"My people, is it possible"
In a competition that looks like an election but without an opponent, Vučić is running alone. This will give him a unique opportunity to brag about his achievements more than ever, make promises, threaten, call names and stick labels. "My people, is it possible," shout the political commentators as one. It is, good colleagues, you will see for yourself.
It is known that Vučić does not have time to talk and listen. And why, when he knows and can do everything. However, especially for this occasion, he will hear the inexpressible admiration of his media, party comrades and sold souls.
In short: thanks to President Vučić, today we have something to eat, we are not naked and barefoot, the sun will rise in the east every morning, and the Sava will continue to flow downstream, fleeing as far as possible from Croats and Croatia.
Maybe - but just maybe - he will shed a tear, the man's and the hardest one, when he hears (although he himself knows) how much he owed the nation with his historical works. The first of a thousand volumes of its codification have already been published by strict and incorruptible historians - DJ Žeks and DJ Vučićević.
Why does he need all that?
By the way, as everyone in Serbia knows, its president is not afraid of anything or anyone. Not even defeat in the referendum, one of those typical declarations that he himself organizes and counts the votes himself. Only those who have to will go to this festival of democracy, tolerance and dialogue - if it is not canceled due to great interest. That is why the opposition, students and all other citizens were declared in advance to be the most common cowards.
But why does Aleksandar Vučić need a referendum so much? Does he not increase the lobotomy of the people and the state in his daily addresses from television to television?
Actually - he really needs it, since the students reduced it to the right measure according to the Constitution. Nor, therefore, is he the president of every local community, and even less the one who builds everything, paves everything, teaches in schools and colleges, distributes money, opens, closes, arrests and judges. The number of citizens who understand this is growing day by day.
That is why Vučić does not intend to "check" the will of the people, but his goal is to convince his electorate that he is still the one who questions everything. Otherwise, SNS disappears like a tower of cards on a basket.