Profession spokesman

The spokesmen of political parties should have benefited experience, right? Let's remember what the strikers of our time have to say in order not to earn a crust of bread and a small praise from the Main Board, the Directorate or the Homeland Administration: "I am sure that our president has nothing to do with the ordered murders, it is dishonorable and unfriendly to spread such rumors about someone who is not in a position to defend himself because he is currently out of the building that Mr. Đorđević is illegally trying to appropriate and out of our suffering country that only wished well!"

The second porptarol has to make the opponents lie, who as a corpus delicti showed plane tickets to the journalists, he comes to the press conference with a poor envelope that pretends to be an antidote, an angry attack on the enemy's propaganda! What if the envelope contains only his Mobtel bill?! How much stress is that?!

As the spokeswoman whose boss was slandered said that at a secret dinner at the Rotary Club he was talking about overthrowing a high-ranking Republican official: "The leader of our party has never had dinner at the Rotary Club!" He doesn't eat anything after seven, that's known, secondly, the president hasn't been to the Rotary Club since April 30, 1976, and he wasn't even that evening! That evening, JRT cameras caught him breaking through the crowd that followed in front of the SFRY Assembly Greeting new member of holiday, a concert of Belgrade choirs with the joint orchestras of the Guard and the Philharmonic..."

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OljA: The citizens of Mostar are erecting a monument to Bruce Lee, to whom would you erect a monument, if it depended on you personally?

SPOKESPERSON no. 1: This, I am sure, is both known and understood, although... Our leader lives through us, he is in the gestures and rhetoric that the leadership of our party removed during his lifetime, so there is no need for any classic monument, at least until we are alive and well, and later, let the video tapes from our press conferences be given to the sculptor who wins the tender or the competition for the Monument of Gratitude to our party, which, I say, is made by us who are now on stage...

OljA: To whom would you erect a monument?

SPOKESWARE: Um, although it's hard to say without historical distance, Mr. Labus is in the innermost circle, despite all his expertise, he is extremely photogenic, Mr. Dinkić could be cast with a guitar, a sail like that would be permanent proof that rock and roll and drugs are not the same...

OljA: Thank you, let's hear from the remaining spokesperson, to whom you would erect a monument...

SPOKESPERSON no. 2: We answered your question seven years ago, we erected a monument to General Dragoljub Mihailović, the first anti-fascist and guerrilla in occupied Europe...

OljA: That is the position of the SPO, I asked about your personal position...

SPOKESPERSON No. 2: I want what my party wants!

OljA: Okay, okay, let's go to the commercial block, then continue. (EPP) Here we go again, who are the smartest people today?

SPOKESPERSON No. 1: I already answered the previous question: all of us who are in the party from its childhood illnesses to its zenith have learned a lot from our leader, since he, unfortunately, is no more, we are the ones left in Serbia, his apostles...

SPOKESPERSON no. 2: I would like to thank you, while we still have time, for inviting me to the show, I am pleasantly surprised...

SPOKESPERSON no. 1: Both you and the missus stepped in as substitutes, if no one else will tell you, I will! And to you, Olja, I must also say that it is not right for me to sit in the company I sit in! When your colleagues invited me to the show, they mentioned others - no offense, please - they mentioned much more important and pleasant interlocutors than the two spokesmen of non-parliamentary parties! When I saw in the newspaper who you paired me with, I felt like not coming, and I wouldn't have come if our party didn't want constant dialogue with the citizens...

OljA: We have a viewer on the line, they've lost patience and they're already calling... Here you go!

SPECTATOR no. 1: Greetings to everyone in the studio, what does Mr. Dacic... Radosavljević think we are a kindergarten?

OljA: Why would my guest answer you when you first stung him with that Dacic... Good night! (click) Let's go back to today's smartest minds, who do you think would make the shortlist, eh? Here, if someone asked you now with a somewhat childish question, who is smarter, Labus or Dinkić, what would you say?

SPOKESWEAR: These are exceptional, incomparable intelligences that do not exclude each other, of course, there is also Mr. Predrag Marković who is not behind Mr. Labus and Dinkić in anything, although of course he is not in the lead, in any case I would single out those three names, who are just the tip of the iceberg, actually a magical mountain called G17 plus...

OljA: Excuse me, here is a new viewer...

SPECTATOR no. 2 (or SPECTATOR No. 1, who would know him): Uh, Olja, I barely got you, Mr. Radosavljević seems to think that we are children...

Olja: Thank you, good night! (guests) This will be my new customer, instead of that one Straight mountain win blackberry... Here is a new viewer, here you go!

SPECTATOR no. 3 (or SPECTATOR no. 2, it is not known): Good evening, Ivica here, I greet everyone in the studio, but I ask the presenter why the slip with the last name of the former, Dačića, why would it be stinging, is it something offensive and how does Mr. Dacic feel in the family if he watches your show, thank you!

OljA: Wait, it's not easy to protect the guests and each viewer individually, hello, are you still online, right? What is your impression of the week?

SPECTATOR no. 3 (maybe SPECTATOR #2, anyway): How what? Well, this is why I called!

OljA: I understand that, but what is your impression, what are you voting for?

(click) Spectator Ivica hung up exactly at half past eleven, like a true professional, thank you and good night.