Everyone has the right to read and be read, we sharpened our student minds to make jokes that will one fine day bring us employment and a permanent column in "Politica", "Borba" or at least in the trade union magazine "Rad", where he already worked a certain S. whom Allah Almighty will send to me to dissuade me from my altogether frivolous intention of becoming a journalist. My own Vib, I would think every time I came up with or heard some trick, collect your ingenuities to present them to some editor, but also to have a supply for the first few issues, until new and new, better and better ideas for you better come up with a name for your column now...
At the university, we were advised to go on an internship at some real newspaper as students, impose yourself, our professor told us, and we really did. in Duisburg) and I one day dared to step into the "Fight"; the building was less awe-inspiring than "Politika" or Radio Belgrade, an institution that both the enemy from outside and the protagonists of the coup d'état would conquer first to announce the change at the helm of the country in the fastest possible way through radio waves. In black coats, tailored according to the latest St. Petersburg fashion from the era of N. Vasiljevic, we opened the heavy metal door and saw several uniformed and, moreover, armed persons: we want to put our talents at the disposal of society. community embodied in this ed. to the company that also published Comrade Đilas' texts, we intended to tell an editor that, alas, the editors were on floors, some maybe even in "Prešeren's basement", but in those days it was not known what journalists looked like, except perhaps M. Radojčić who raised our generally poor and fund-raising waistline to a bow tie. We had an oral concept, we are students of journalism, so we would like to see a real newsroom and a printing house, we wanted to get to know some of the journalists, but also the graphic workers as the most class-conscious part of the proletariat... Alas! - You don't have anyone scheduled!? - So how can we make an appointment when we don't even know anyone yet, come on, don't try to tell me, let the faculty bring you for a visit, organized, not like this... You, you are the doorman and you will slam the door on a man who is freezing, and we will with our diplomas and knowledge, we may return to you, so first with passes, and then without them, we will pass by you like a crow by a carpenter.
Said - done.
We became journalists, at first young and unknown, then on the contrary, we still read everything vividly, and the audience made it known to us that even what we wanted was done. duties, we write, read with a duty, ie. with nice attention. But for everything, as it was said, there is a time: there is a time to read, and a time to stop reading.
I don't know about Yusuf, I don't buy any newspapers (wait, why would someone buy "Vreme" for one hundred or one hundred and fifty dinars, and you won't even give two or three yellow banks for the oldest paper in the Balkans?), and I'm not the only one: I caught a few citizens in the act returning the newspapers they read for free at the newsstand, in return they buy cigarettes, chewing gum and bonjita from their vendor, I wrote about this unfortunate social phenomenon where both parties good luck, doklen third, ours, and that's where he loses, but aren't I even worse than these pranksters, I neither buy nor borrow newspapers, I just skim the headlines on the internet!
Cut off a woman's head and went fishing, raped a dog in front of neighbors, a disturbing video, held a child by the legs and hit his head on the concrete for two and a half hours, the former beauty so and so after thirty-seven surgical interventions and officially declared the freak of the century, disturbing scenes , all the pictures from the wedding of Željko and Jovana, from the groom's shaving and the morning hiccup of the beard to the departure for the wedding trip, that and that increased her breasts by three sizes, Nata's breasts popped out in their natural, which is to say, the most beautiful possible size, Nada, on the other hand: I was the first butt of the variety show, and that was in the SFRY, Harris got married on a yacht worth thirty million euros, which, admittedly, is not his, but she is young, Joselito is back among the Serbs, the favorite of movie audiences who made the world cry in the 1960s, the missing boy with the magical voice whom his mother recognized on television is alive and will sing in Kombank Arena, an old man jumped from Pančevac, the catamar of the Romanian ship pierced his spleen, he asked for a piece of paper to write down his last will, the captain gave him the ship's logbook, but after the words "under full moral and legal responsibility, aware and unpersuaded by anyone..." the suicide bomber succumbed to his injuries, Stanija tightened her butt or our paparazzo was insanely lucky to capture her from such a great angle, uncle Kim Kardashian sold the lot inherited from his grandmother, bought a used Harley and rushed from a dolma in Connecticut to a barbecue lit by his former commanding officer from Vietnam, hit his ex-wife on the temple with a hammer until he got sick, the victim stabbed his hairpin with the last of his strength, the bodies were found by the distribution officer sent to them cut the power, uh, I can't take it anymore.
